Shaun Bartolone AKA Jack Napier, the Heroin Addicted Fake Satanist
Shaun Bartolone, AKA Jack Napier of Daytona Beach Florida is a wannabe standup comedian that can't kick his heroin habit. He constantly pesters others trying to make a living, in both private and in public he's a nuisance. He's obsessed with the Joker from Batman and not only stole his name, but made the Joker his entire personality, which is embarrassing for a man in his 30s.
Shaun fancies himself a "LaVeyan Satanist" and his the sigil of Satan tattooed on his arm. However, LaVeyan Satanists are just atheists for those who don't know. It's the ultimate form of being a pathetic poser, you can't even commit to an actual religion. He's an embarrassment no matter where he goes! He once attacked a woman in Dollar Tree for talking shit about him on Facebook.
Hey Shaun, as you once told me, "You're a piece of shit, and you know why!" ;)
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