Gaige Joseph Hanrahan of Palm Coast, Florida is an Abusive Manchild

This loser used to think he was a werewolf back in high school and that was the least cringe-worthy thing about him. He is incredibly immature for his age and has never grown as a person since he was a teenager. He has had the same fake lesbian "wife" (Kendra Divina Fry) who he dated on and off since high school because he thought girls kissing girls was "super HAWT" and basically threw away his entire friend group to be with her. He ruined countless friendships with good people for some used-up vagina. They're in an on and off relationship where both parties cheat and attack each other, because Kendra can't stop with the drama! He is addicted to anime pornography and almost got kicked out of the Air Force for jerking it to hentai cartoons, because apparently having a whore wife isn't enough for him!