Peggy Bundy Costume: As Seen on Judy Patterson?

Watching Judy Patterson of Fort Worth, Texas on Anderson reminded me of something and after looking back at Peggy Bundy from Married with Children I now realize what it was. I don’t know why I didn’t figure this out sooner, maybe it was the 20 plus years that have gone by since it was socially acceptable to wear leopard spotted rags like that in public or maybe it was how her hair looked like a Peggy Bundy wig after being clipped with a weed whacker and sold separately.

I’m still not sure why the memory of that horrible outfit slipped my mind, but that doesn’t matter anymore. The important thing is that I now have my memory back so I can help you find everything you’ll need to look tacky on Halloween or at any 80s party with a Peggy Bundy Costume that will transform you into the cheap neglected wife of a shoe salesman so fast it’ll almost be like having sex with him, but without the dirty feeling.

The Peggy Bundy Costume includes:

1 leopard spot top

1 pair of tight black pants

1 vinyl belt