Oregon Ducks Beat The Beavers Pansy Asses in Civil War

The Oregon Ducks beat the Oregon State Beavers pansy asses as predicted in the Civil War yesterday showed just how much the Oregon Ducks program has surpassed that of Oregon State in recent years. This years Beaver team only won 3 games and starting the year 0-4 after getting their pansy asses beat on opening day by Sacramento State.

Future seasons are likely to see nothing, but losing seasons for the Beavers until they finally have a "Cinderella Season" with more wins than losses and a bad bowl game. The Ducks on the other hand should keep on winning.