South Park - Le Petit Tourette with Chris Hansen

Eric Cartman witnesses a boy his age shouting obscenities at a store shelf and is dumbfounded when his mother buys him a toy for his effort until he finds out that the boy cannot control his outbursts because he has Tourette Syndrome. A light bulb goes off in Cartman’s head as he realizes that if he makes people think he has Tourette Syndrome that he will be able to say whatever he wants if people thinks he has Tourette Syndrome.

After a quick doctors visit he is in business as a fake Tourette that can get away with saying whatever he wants, but he has one problem. Kyle Broflovski knows what he is up to and teams up with real Tourette kids to stop Cartman from making a mockery of Tourette Syndrome while bashing the Jews on a Dateline NBC special hosted by Chris Hansen from “To Catch A Predator”. To foil his plan Kyle and the Tourette kids trick internet predators into showing up at the studio looking for a good time resulting in a suicide massacre of creepy would be sex offender men shooting themselves in the head at the sight of Chris Hansen. Kyle thinks he won until Catman embraces him in gratitude due to the fact that he had recently started exhibiting real Tourette like symptoms.