Charlie Sheen Winning with Porn Star Kacey Jordan

Charlie Sheen and his sex life with porn star Kacey Jordan are exposed for all of the word to see in this undeniable video detailing their sexual escapades proving that two and a half women are not enough to satisfy the hypersexual urges of Charlie Sheen as he embarks on his violent torpedo of truth tour through the loins of the adult film industry. Dr. Drew appeared concerned about the most bad ass actor in history of fired celebrities citing hypomania as the cause of Charlie’s heightened essence the power of which would make Bob Dole ask Pfizer of a bigger blue pill next time.

The interview is quite revealing in which Kacey Jordan admits to being invited to Charlie Sheen’s house for surprisingly passionate yet not kinky sex, so passionate in fact that she still seems confused and wondering why he didn’t want any of the kinky stuff she was ready, able, and willing to give him. The look on her face is sad almost as if she was disappointed not to be defiled by the only heterosexual man she wasn’t good enough for telling Dr. Drew that she was one of four women Charlie kept around to satisfy himself. In the end it appears that Kacey Jordan knows Charlie Sheen about as well as Miss Teen South Carolina knows geography.