RIP Illegal Alien Costume with Jumpsuit and Green Card

It is with great sadness that I regret to inform everyone that the Illegal Alien Costume with jail jumpsuit and Green Card is no longer available on Amazon.

When it was still available its product description was as follows:

The Illegal Alien Mask with Jail Jumpsuit and Green Card appears at first glance to be an illegal alien Halloween costume. It has an alien mask, an orange prison style jumpsuit, and a Green Card, but there is something wrong with this image. If this is an illegal alien costume how do you explain the Green Card? Think about, have you ever heard of an illegal alien with a Green Card? Having a Green Card by definition makes you a legal resident alien in the United States.

Since the alien has a Green Card it is impossible for him to be an illegal alien in America unless he is one of those expired Green Card carrying illegal aliens, but the card is advertised as a key piece of the the costume, so how the hell is this an illegal alien costume? I don't know, but if I had to guess this poor guy followed the steps to legal residency to get his Green Card in the United States before acquiring a mask and an orange jumpsuit. Then sometime later he crossed the border into Canada or took a flight overseas at which point his American Green Card became useless making him an illegal alien.

Costume Includes:

1 Space Alien Mask

1 Orange Jumpsuit

1 Green Card