WHY DOES JOE PATERNO WEAR SEX OFFENDER GLASSES?

IF JOE PATERNO ISN'T A PERVERTED PEDOPHILE THEN WHY HE WEAR SEX OFFENDER GLASSES? THINK ABOUT IT A CREEPY LOOKING OLD MEN WHO HANGS OUT WITH CHILD MOLESTERS WEARING THICK FRAMED THICK LENSED GLASSES. THE ONLY WAY HE COULD GET CREEPIER IS IF HE WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A USED FULL SIZED VAN TO DRIVE AROUND CAMPUS DAY CARES. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO HOOK THAT OLD MAN UP TO A POLYGRAPH MACHINE FOR A LIE DETECTOR TEST.

PROVE ME WRONG JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!