Lambo Doors: Vertical Door Kits Offer Style & Cycling Safety
If you want to turn your car or truck into a showstopper while making the road safer for bicyclists then Lambo Doors are for you. Universal vertical door kits from AutoLoc, GT Factory, and Vertical Doors Inc. are available online right now with skilled phone support people ready to help you get vertical with your vehicle ASAP. Satisfied customers have reported heads turning in awe of their advanced door systems that significantly reduce the risk of bicycle and other normal door related accidents.
What are Lambo Doors?
Lambo doors are the result of vertical door hinges being installed on a vehicle for the purpose of enabling its doors to open vertically instead of outwards like normal doors do.
Who Likes Lambo Doors?
People with good taste like Paris Hilton who was recently spotted by paparazzi exiting a Mercedes with Lambo Doors. One can only begin to guess at what brand of hinges they were, but they probably came from one of the top 3 manufacturers like AutoLoc, GT Factory, or Vertical Doors Inc. No matter what brand she picks everyone knows that Paris Hilton only has the highest of standards and would never let anything handle her vertical door system unless it were capable of rising to the challenge of her super fabulousness.
Who Should Like Lambo Doors?
Bicyclists, other vehicle owners, and safety conscious motorists. Bicyclists should love Lambo Doors because it is nearly impossible for cyclists to get doored by a Lambo Door. Owners of other vehicles should love Lambo Doors because they make it nearly impossible for you to ding their doors in the parking lot. Safety conscious motorists should love Lambo Doors for the previous two reasons and because after installing vertical door hinges they shouldn't have to worry about hitting other street side obstacles or having their door ripped off by another vehicle.
Why You Should Love Lambo Doors!
You should love Lambo Doors because they will get people turning heads in awe of your style. A style worthy of an heiress, but without the risk of attracting stalkers like Paris does. You should love Lambo Doors because they would save countless lives if required on all cars, trucks, and SUVs. You should love Lambo Doors because no matter how oblivious you or someone who borrows your vehicle (ex: wife, teenage daughter) becomes you won't have to worry about losing your door to other non-speeding vehicles driving within marked lanes.
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By JockHead
Posted on 10/24/2011LOL! Not Buying Lambo Doors is Not Safe.