TEST AD: To The Blonde Standing at the Walmart Magazine Rack

From the second you opened your first gossip mag I knew that I had never seen anything more beautiful before in my life and by the time you finally walked out of the store with that mystery gift from the pharmacy I never felt like such a coward for not following you to introduce myself. From your voluptuous blonde hair to the face of a goddess and a body god himself couldn't have built better if I had given him instructions you will be in my thoughts for countless nights to come.

Do you feel the same way? I was the guy with the full handsome beard and thick glasses wearing the blue coveralls who pulled up behind you in the white Econoline. You may have seen me standing in the clothing section behind the magazine rack or browsing wine coolers next to the pharmacy. If you want to make this cowardly lion's dreams come true contact me and I'll give you a night you'll never forget.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A REAL ADVERTISEMENT! DO NOT CONTACT US! We are just testing out the Personals Section of No Limit List with a test ad that we feel best represents what most men post in the missed connections sections of competing sites.