Sarah Palin is Not Running! NOOOO!!!

Sarah Palin is not running for president in 2012 because she doesn't care about the American people who watch Saturday Night Live, The Late Show with David Letterman, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel Live, South Park, and other great shows that depend on her candidacy for better entertainment. I guess America will have to make do with Bristol's crappy reality show to get their Palin fix next year.

Looks like she bought a new house in Arizona also, check out the map to Sarah Palin's house.