TEST AD: Female Bodyguards Wanted ASAP - Exotic Entourage

The king of all African kings seeks only the finest portraits of womanhood to join his personal Exotic Entourage of all female bodyguards in the pearl of the desert for a once in a lifetime job opportunity. Ideal candidates are young ladies from 16 to 25 who are tall, strong, have long hair, and a strong sense of loyalty with looks to die for.

Selected applicants will be responsible for protecting The Brother Leader at public appearances by directing crowds and keeping an eye out for anything disorderly. Private security tasks include patrolling his palace, bathroom duties, and bedroom exercises to assure his excellency a safe well sleep.

Qualified Candidates Must Be:

- Female, men need not apply.

- Virgins, vow of chastity required.

- Beautiful, undesirables need not apply.

- Good at following directions.

- Loyal to the one true guide of the revolution.

- Good listeners eager to understand his excellency's feelings.

IMMEDIATE OPENINGS! All positions must be filled ASAP. Travel costs will be reimbursed upon hire. To apply go to Ghadames or contact Muammar online with photos.

Thorough body checks conducted on all candidates before hire.

DISCLAIMER: This is NOT A REAL ADVERTISEMENT. This is a test of the No Limit List Jobs Section. DO NOT try to contact Muammar because he shouldn't be around much longer.