The Crazies - 2010 Remake DVD

The 2010 remake of George Romero’s 1973 horror movie The Crazies in which an accident involving a top secret biological weapon turns a small farming town into a mob of psychotic zombies. Just like in the original heavily armed United States Army soldiers sent in to impose martial law on the town before it turns into a massive bloodbath.

This film is not recommended for the emotionally weak, mentally ill, or those under the influence of hallucinogens. The emotionally weak will cry at the sight of human suffering and test the anger management skills everyone in their vicinity. The mentally ill will think that they have been infected and flee the theater before the government can get their hands on them. Normal people tripping on psychedelic mushrooms, Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), or other hallucinogens run the risk of a bad trip with zombies crawling out of the walls to attack them before chasing them out the theater and morphing into cops before tasering them, throwing them into the back of a squad car, and confining them to sobering unit.

Starring Timothy Olyphant