Obama Inauguration Interrupted for Sex Scandal Apology

Portland Mayor Sam Adams rudely interrupted Obama's inauguration to come clean after lying about having sex with a male intern. Inappropriate was a recurring word he used to describe his behavior at what couldn't have been a more inappropriate time to hold a press conference for apologizing to the community, the people of Portland, and the gay community for embarrassing them.

According to the embedded video which is just a fraction of his Clintonesque speech Adams met Beau Breedlove when he was a 17 year old intern, mentored him, but didn't have sex with him until after he turned 18. He said he covered up the relationship because it could hurt him in the election. When asked if he lied to get elected his response began by repeating the question before stating "I definitely lied to um, avoid what I thought was another lie that I could not overcome, so in a way yes".

Thank you Sam Adams! You nearly had me rolling on the floor laughing during what otherwise would have been a boring walk down Pennsylvania Avenue by a disappointing couple.