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The Ladies Man (2000) Starring Tim Meadows

SexualHumor — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 02:59:38 -08:00

Ladies Man Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) got his own movie like lots of Saturday Night Live (SNL) comedy sketches from the 1990s and you can own this one on DVD. Check out the trailer for a preview. Price subject to change, see linked to site for details.
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Bring It On Widescreen DVD

WhoreAwareness — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 01:12:29 -08:00

The Bring It On Widescreen DVD starring Kirsten Dunst as a cheerleader that likes competing for stuff because cheerleading is like totally cool for girls to do in high school. Includes this scene where she is totally like having cheer sex with him. Starting price subject to change see source site for current pricing.
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Illegal Aliens DVD Movie Starring Anna Nicole Smith

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 05:30:57 -08:00

Anna Nicole Smith and Chyna from the WWE star in the movie Illegal Aliens as a couple of space aliens who assume the form of American women. Obviously as space aliens they are both alien, undocumented, and illegal, but unlike most illegal aliens they are trying to stop an intergalactic terrorist from destroying the Earth.
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South Park: Goobacks Full Episode on Demand

USAPatriot — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 06:25:13 -07:00

The classic "Goobacks" episode of South Park about immigrants from the year 4035 who travel back through time from a future of over population, poverty, and unemployment where all ethnic groups and languages have merged into one. What starts off as a town in shock and awe after the discovery that time travel is possible after a person from the future walks out of a Terminator style portal in the middle of the desert before getting hit by car after scrambling around the highway. Even more shocking is the revelation by this visitor that he had traveled back through time looking for work so that he could put money into a savings account to feed his family in the future. Once the future immigrant finds a job it’s not long until an endless stream of people from the future start coming through the time portal looking to do the same. Willing to work for next to nothing bean counters quickly realize that laying off citizen laborers and paying the immigrants less money is good for their bottom line. This triggers a backlash by angry rednecks that band together and send an ambassador to the no spin zone to tell Bill O’Reilly “They Took Our Jobs!” only to be met by an aging hippie liberal advocating for greater acceptance of who anti future immigration people begin to call “Goobacks” because of a gooey slime new arrivals are covered in as a side effect of the time portal. After the O’Reilly Factor debate fails to solve any problems pissed off unemployed men decide to become homosexuals and start having sex with one another so that there won’t be any people in the future to come back and take their job. All the while being called "timesists", a word similar to racist, but against people from the future
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Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay

FunnyMovieFan — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 13:21:41 -07:00

Barack Obama took office a few months too late for Harold (John Cho) and Kumar (Kal Penn) who found themselves detained as terrorists in Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, the 2008 follow up to their first movie Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. Neil Patrick Harris (NPH) returns as himself if he were a reckless not gay drug user with a passion for whore houses and branding prostitutes as his property with his initials.
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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery DVD

FunnyMovieFan — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 12:54:31 -07:00

Mike Myers plays has been British ladies man Austin Powers who gets frozen in time and thawed out to make a movie about how stupid old spy movies look now that the 60s are long gone. He also has to fight Dr. Evil (also played by Myers) while trying to win over a modern woman (Elizabeth Hurley).
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One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest DVD - Original Trailer

BestMoviesEver — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 12:17:51 -07:00

The Academy Award winner One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest starring Jack Nicholson R.P. McMurphy, an inconsiderate jerk committed to the Oregon State Mental Hospital after successfully faking a mental illness to avoid a prison work camp. Once in the nut house he finds himself easily entertained by wackos played by Danny DeVito, Christopher Lloyd, Michael Berryman, and a few others, but eventually rebels against the evil power hungry nurse played by Louise Fletcher.
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Dr. Strangelove Special Edition DVD

BioHazard — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 07:54:32 -07:00

The classic 1964 cold war drama directed by Stanley Kubrick about Brigadier General Jack Ripper (Sterling Hayden). The commanding officer of a U.S. Air Force Base as well as a wing of B52 Bombers armed with nuclear weapons as part to the Airborne Alert Program who takes matters into his own hands to defend America from a Soviet conspiracy to sneak foreign substances into our precious bodily fluids by introducing fluoride into the water supply. As the only man aware of the greatest communist threat America has ever had to face he follows his sense of duty by instructing his executive officer Group Captain Lionel Mandrake (Peter Sellers) to issue an order to his wing called "Plan R", a secret code that allows a lower level commander to order a nuclear attack on the Soviet Union without the President's permission as part of a retaliatory safeguard designed to be used only if the President is dead. President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) is not too happy about this and is not convinced that there is any threat to America's fluids. After an argument in the War Room at the Pentagon with General Buck Turgidson (George C. Scott) over the effectiveness of human reliability tests he orders the army to attack the base, contact General Ripper, and get him on the phone. Back at the base General Ripper explains to Mandrake that efforts underway to fluoridate water are in fact a massive communist conspiracy to contaminate our bodily fluids. A reluctant Mandrake helps Ripper defend his office with a machine gun before his men surrender and rather than be captured and give up the code Ripper shoots himself in his bathroom. Mandrake is then able to figure out the recall code from drawing on Ripper's desk mentioning "Purity of Essence" a recurrent theme that Ripper had been repeating over and over again having to do with the purity of our natural fluids.
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