Oregon Ducks Beat The Beavers Pansy Asses in Civil War

NoLimitList.com — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 10:05:49 -08:00

The Oregon Ducks beat the Oregon State Beavers pansy asses as predicted in the Civil War yesterday showed just how much the Oregon Ducks program has surpassed that of Oregon State in recent years. This years Beaver team only won 3 games and starting the year 0-4 after getting their pansy asses beat on opening day by Sacramento State. Future seasons are likely to see nothing, but losing seasons for the Beavers until they finally have a "Cinderella Season" with more wins than losses and a bad bowl game. The Ducks on the other hand should keep on winning.
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De'Anthony Thomas Learns How to Hold Onto a Football

NoLimitList.com — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 02:26:52 -07:00

As Oregon made Nevada their bitch 69 to 20 Ducks fans were happy to see De'Anthony Thomas run with the football thanks his new found ability to hold onto it. It was a far cry from a week ago when Thomas fumbled twice against LSU in the third quarter giving LSU great field position that led to touchdowns. Chip Kelly's coaching staff obviously knows a thing or two about how to teach freshmen things that they should have learned in high school. In this case it was holding the ball high, tight, and close to his body making it harder for defenders to knock it out of his hands. A far cry from how he sloppily extending the ball in failed efforts to juke LSU defenders who just knocked it out his hands last week.
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Oregon Ducks Beat The Beavers Pansy Asses in Civil War

De'Anthony Thomas Learns How to Hold Onto a Football