Date A Cop: Cindy, Lots of Dating Experience

FunnyTVMoments — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 10:33:25 -07:00

If your are looking for a girl who doesn't know the difference between dating and hooking then answer Cindy's Date A Cop video personal ad. Cindy was a prostitute in her home country and thinks that the word translates to dating in English. She talks about how she used to have service men for money and now in America guys just buy her with dinner, drinks, and a movie instead. She says she is looking for a guy with a lot of money for dating. She is a good listener and is available most every night.
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Police Tek Rape Shield = Worst Fake Product Joke Ever

FunnyTVMoments — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 10:09:22 -07:00

The Police Tek 2000 Rape Shield Undergarment infomercial sketch on Reno 911 has to be one of the most fucked up and stupid TV moments that can only find humor in how bad it is. The female officer starts out complaining about a lack of memory after a frat party and waking up with her "parts" hurting. Then Dangle tells her that she was raped. Then he recommends that she wear this giant padded crotch protector with cheesy lights on the front and a key car alarm like device for controlling it, which makes it useless if the victim keeps the key chain in her pocket next time just in case she has to use the bathroom because the perpetrator could just take it out of her pocket to disable the rape shield.
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Date A Cop: Cindy, Lots of Dating Experience

Police Tek Rape Shield = Worst Fake Product Joke Ever