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Sexy Border Patrol Halloween Costume

USAPatriot — Sun, 13 May 2012 20:19:18 -07:00

Prove that you can still look official while dressing sexy with this Sexy Border Patrol Halloween Costume complete with everything you need to look like an officer with a fashion sense and more. In addition to the dress each costume comes with a hat, badge, chains, belt, and binoculars.
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3 Piece Border Patrol Costume for Women

USAPatriot — Sun, 13 May 2012 19:53:31 -07:00

Got to Halloween as a Border Patrol agent with this 3 piece Border Patrol costume for women from lingerie producer Seven Til Midnight. Great for any woman dating or married to a Border Patrol agent looking to spice things up when he gets off duty.
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U.S. Border Patrol T-Shirt

USAPatriot — Sun, 13 May 2012 19:29:21 -07:00

Look kind of like a real U.S. Border Patrol agent from the neck down with this military green t-shirt with the words U.S. Border Patrol written on it. Its a great way to show support for border security and who knows, random Mexican looking folks might start suddenly running away from you for no apparent reason.
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Illegal Alien Latex Mask with Mustache and Baseball Cap

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 05:48:28 -08:00

This illegal alien latex mask with a mustache and baseball cap captures the typical stereotype of illegal aliens in the United States. Specifically the stereotype of an illegal alien man from Mexico if he were to shave off his mustache, glue it to a space alien mask, and put the mask on before topping it off with a baseball cap from a Goodwill store giveaway. This outfit is sure to trigger flashbacks for Conan O'Brien fans that remember a sketch featuring "the Mexican guy who has no idea what he is wearing". The sketch from Late Night with Conan O'Brien featured a Mexican guy with a mustache wearing a baseball cap and a t-shirt both of which had sexual writing on them that nobody in their right mind would wear if they knew what it said. Unfortunately the episode is so old that no trace of it could be found online. Each Package Includes: - 1 space alien mask - 1 fake mustache - 1 pink baseball cap with black bill
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