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Cincinnati Cheerleader Sarah Jones Arrested w/ mugshot

TrainWreckWatch — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 05:54:56 -07:00

Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader Sarah Jones looked like a walk of shame when she was booked on sex abuse charges for having sex with a 16 year old boy. That wouldn't be a problem in Ohio where that guy is old enough to consent, but she was his high school teacher and that put her in a position of authority which elevated that kid from lucky bastard to rape victim. Sarah turned heads all over America when she appeared on Anderson as a so called victim of TheDirty.com and its founder Nik Richie. The Dirty had been used by associates of hers to post accusations alleging that she had sex with several Bengals players and was infected with a sexually transmitted disease (STD) of some kind. Anderson Cooper showed off his close minded misguided self rightousness by falsely accusing Nik of posting stuff about Sarah on The Dirty even after being told that users. Then Anderson falsely accused Nik of extortion for offering a service similar, but inferior to the No Limit List Corporate Advocacy Program (NLLCAP) using language nearly identical to what he used to make similar false accusations against No Limit List founder two months later during a segment on one of the No Limit List prototypes. It is not known whether any of these accusations are founded, but her mother Cheryl Jones is charged with destroying evidence of the what she did to that boy. As for the Bengal sex and STDs those are separate issues. In a strange twist of events Nancy Grace and Nik Richie (see link above) set aside the irrelevancies of everything not wrong with The Dirty to focus on Sarah Jones. Nancy was outraged by the charges and didn't make Sarah look nearly as innocent as Anderson did.
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Oregon Wins the Rose Bowl After Wisconsin Brain Farts

GreatSportsVideos — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 14:49:24 -08:00

The Oregon Ducks finally won a Rose Bowl thanks in part to some brain farts by the Wisconsin Badgers whose coach Bret Bielema recklessly used up two timeouts in the third quarter only to find his team down by 7 in the closing seconds with one timeout left that was quickly reduced to zero. Quarterback Russell Wilson followed in Bielema's wake with a brain fart of his own when he snapped the ball with 2 seconds left, held onto it for a second, and threw it at the grass directly in front of him as fast as he could when he should have been throwing it down field as close to the end zone as he could. That duel of dunces added great elements of surprise to what was one of the most exciting football games of all time. I hate to think of what could have been if those two had kept their thinking caps on. Now that the better team has won Badger fans will have to rely solely on the Green Bay Packers to fulfill their sports dreams for the rest of the season, but at least the Packers have much better team colors.
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Oregon Ducks Beat The Beavers Pansy Asses in Civil War

NoLimitList.com — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 10:05:49 -08:00

The Oregon Ducks beat the Oregon State Beavers pansy asses as predicted in the Civil War yesterday showed just how much the Oregon Ducks program has surpassed that of Oregon State in recent years. This years Beaver team only won 3 games and starting the year 0-4 after getting their pansy asses beat on opening day by Sacramento State. Future seasons are likely to see nothing, but losing seasons for the Beavers until they finally have a "Cinderella Season" with more wins than losses and a bad bowl game. The Ducks on the other hand should keep on winning.
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Tim Tebow Keeps Making the Denver Broncos Better

JockHead — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 04:52:17 -08:00

Tim Tebow keeps making the Denver Broncos better by being better himself every week to beat the San Diego Chargers to a final score of 16-13. Now the Denver Broncos six wins, five losses, and a winning record after winning four games in a row. Now Tim Tebow is five and 1 as a starting NFL quarterback.
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The Philadelphia Eagles Suck!

JockHead — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 04:20:48 -08:00

The New England Patriots proved today that the Philadelphia Eagles suck when they destroyed them today. Now the Eagles are 4 and 7 because they are weak, disorganized, and don't know how to play football. They need to grow some balls and some brains to learn how use their talents to be winners.
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Mike McQueary Needs To Take A Lesson From Harrison Ford

sandusky — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 00:37:11 -08:00

Since this website likes to use movies to defend Joe Paterno and Mike McQueary by justifying their failure to report boys getting Sandusky'd in the locker room shower I just thought of a great movie that proves how wrong they were. Its called Clear and Present Danger from 1994, its a hell of a lot better than A Few Good Men, and it has Harrison Ford kicking ass by showing everyone how to report problems to your boss before going to the proper authorities. Its true because sometimes it is ok to keep your mouth shut for a little while as long as you finally do the right thing in time to really make a difference. This clip I found on You Tube shows how Harrison Ford would have acted if he were Mike McQueary complaining to Joe Paterno or Joe Paterno complaining to the president of the school if the movie were a fictional story not based on real life because their balls are green peas like their morals.
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Jerry Sandusky Is A Fat Nasty Ugly Old Fogey

sandusky — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 02:21:50 -08:00

Jerry Sandusky is a fat nasty looking ugly old fogey who likes showering with little boys and plugging them. He fits all the stereotypes of a child molester like living next to a school, spending his free time with little boys that are not his sons, and being caught raping them before trying to cover it up by finding some way to make his actions look innocent. He told Bob Costas that he did shower with little boys, but of course denies raping them because he doesn't want to get raped in prison showers. Joe Pa Paterno should have done something when he was told about the rape to protect those kids.
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WHY DOES JOE PATERNO WEAR SEX OFFENDER GLASSES?

wolverine1 — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 09:45:27 -08:00

IF JOE PATERNO ISN'T A PERVERTED PEDOPHILE THEN WHY HE WEAR SEX OFFENDER GLASSES? THINK ABOUT IT A CREEPY LOOKING OLD MEN WHO HANGS OUT WITH CHILD MOLESTERS WEARING THICK FRAMED THICK LENSED GLASSES. THE ONLY WAY HE COULD GET CREEPIER IS IF HE WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A USED FULL SIZED VAN TO DRIVE AROUND CAMPUS DAY CARES. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO HOOK THAT OLD MAN UP TO A POLYGRAPH MACHINE FOR A LIE DETECTOR TEST. PROVE ME WRONG JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Darron Thomas Blooper: Gets Ball Stripped by Ghost

NoLimitList.com — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 07:17:12 -08:00

Darron Thomas's blooper against Washington has to be one the strangest fumbles seen in awhile. He just dropped back to pass only to have the ball stripped by a ghost at Husky Stadium. It must have been a ghost because there were no Huskies anywhere near him, but still somebody got him to drop the ball behind his head while trying to throw forward. One of the most pathetic passing attempts ever.
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Arizona State Beats the Beavers Pansy Asses

NoLimitList.com — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 07:58:13 -07:00

No surprise here, the Arizona State Sun Devils beat the Oregon State Beavers pansy asses 35-20 despite a performance Dennis Erickson described as "flat" kind o like Marcy's chest on Married with Children. This just shows that average teams don't even have to try to beat the Beavers, sad.
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OSU Gets Their Pansy Asses Beat in Desperation Bowl

NoLimitList.com — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 06:57:23 -07:00

The Oregon State Beavers got their pansy asses beat again today by UCLA 27-19 in the Desperation Bowl. It was called the Desperation Bowl because it was the last game of the season that Oregon State had a chance at winning and one of just a couple PAC 12 games that UCLA had a chance of winning. Now that the Beavers no longer have a chance to win any games this year it looks like a long year of practice for freshman quarterback Sean Mannion.
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Beavers Get Their Pansy Asses Beat by Wisconsin 35 to 0

NoLimitList.com — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 04:31:58 -07:00

A week after getting beat by Sacramento State the Oregon State Beavers got their pansy asses beat again by Wisconsin today in 35 to 0. This man handling proved early on that the Beavers are of the worst teams in college football this year with a weak ass bunch of bitches for a roster. A weak ass bunch of bitches who will be lucky to win a game this year.
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