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David Hasselhoff's Jump in My Car Music Video

MusicVideos — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 09:33:37 -07:00

Jump in My Car by David Hasselhoff is one of the best music video ever made by a guy secure enough with himself to help us laugh at everything that should make anyone who ever bought a Hasselhoff product feel like a retard. He can't sing, he can't act, he is not German, and he knows it, but he never let that stop him from becoming a successful actor, singer, and German celebrity.
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Fuck You Screenshot Would a Make Great Hallmark Card

MusicVideos — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 05:22:21 -07:00

This screenshot from the beginning of Cee Lo Green’s "Fuck You" music video would make a great Hallmark Card, but I can’t find one anywhere. I’ve always wanted to express myself to someone I know with a great in your face Hallmark Card and a "Fuck You" Hallmark Card using this picture with its artistic “Fuck You” 50s burger joint sign or at least similar to it would be perfect. Imagine the look on your bosses face when he opens up an envelope at the office Christmas party to find a Fuck You Hallmark Card. Then think of what he will do to your office rival whose signature appears inside. It would be the most fulfilling give you ever gave.
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The Rick Astley Rick Roll was Stupid

InternetMemes — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 03:39:51 -07:00

Rick Astley wouldn’t be worth speaking a word about these days if it were not for the Rick Roll. The Rick Roll was an annoying unfunny internet meme resulting from office workers sending other people links to his video Never Gonna Give You Up that would automatically start when loading a page. It would result in people getting “Rick Rolled” and their co-workers hearing his song much to their surprise. Getting Rick Rolled would cause a moment of embarrassment for people in traditional office settings, but due to the safe for work nature of the song old people considered it a good joke to play on their friends and emailed it on to others. This spread of the Rick Roll documented the sick depravity of corporate America where people were so desperate for a joke that couldn’t offend anyone that they would pass it on knowing that the worst response it could get would be complete silence with some head shakes, co-worker saying that they didn’t get it, or the boss asking politely that it be turned off. If you don’t see how depraved the Rick Roll was then you probably work in an office where you are terrified of speaking the truth because doing so might get you fired. If you are one of America’s millions oppressed office workers our hearts go out to you for having bosses who probably should have been called dumbasses a long time ago for employing people so pathetic that they would entertain the Rick Roll.
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