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The General's Daughter: Birth Control Message

WhoreAwareness — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 01:23:30 -08:00

In The General's Daughter two army cops (John Travolta and Madeleine Stowe) investigate the home of a murder victim with no signs of birth control. Travolta's character and Stowe's character start theorizing about why that is. One suggests condoms while the other says that now days you have to "boil people before you can sleep with them".
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Jim Carrey's Arrest, Deportation, and Border Crossing

USAPatriot — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 05:52:43 -07:00

After his company goes bankrupt Dick Harper (Jim Carrey) and his wife Jane (Tea Leoni) pay off the last of their debt to their Mexican housekeeper Blanca (Gloria Garayua) with the last of their appliances. Then they go to a used car dealership to trade in Dick’s Beamer for an old early 80s Honda Civic hatchback. That night they are trying to figure out what to do for money due to the fact that they have run out of stuff to sell and Dick is unemployable after being the public fall guy for the downfall of his Enron style company Globodyne when Blanca comes back and offers to help them find work, but warns that it won’t pay very much. The next day Dick is standing around with a bunch of Mexican day laborers when a truck pulls up and a guy yells that he needs one guy who can paint. Dick is the first on the truck, but a Mexican who wants the job more hops onto the truck, punches Dick in the face, and sends him flying off the truck onto the street. Dick’s new amigos help him up, chuckle a bit, and say better luck next time before Dick suggests reporting him, but the Mexicans laugh as if he were joking. Then with his jaw so swollen that he cannot talk normally Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) agents raid the area and round up Dick in the process. Dick thinks it’s no big deal until he can’t find his wallet because one of the Mexicans has it. Then when the Mexican gives it to the INS agent who says “Dick Harper you are free to go” he freaks out trying to tell them that he is the real Dick, but they just think he is an illegal alien and deport him to Mexico. Later that night Jane meets Dick at the border and helps smuggle him back home after he hops the fence with a bunch of Mexicans and succeeds in evading the Border Patrol to get to their new used car with a little extra cargo in the form of Dicks new amigos from the INS bust.
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Red Dawn Russian Invasion of Small Town USA

USAPatriot — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 05:33:44 -07:00

It was just a normal day at school for Jed (Patrick Swayze), Matt (Charlie Sheen), and friends in the small town of Calumet, Colorado when class is interrupted by the sight of men falling from the sky with parachutes cushioning their fall as they land in a field just outside their classroom window. Then with students crowding the window all hell breaks loose when their teacher is blown away and the Russian invaders open fire on the school with automatic weapons and rocket launchers. Jed and Matt find themselves in a mad scramble as they rush to Jed's blue pickup truck grabbing as many of their friends as possible with their classmates dying all around them. Fortunately they escape this monster of all school shootings when the last Russian attempt to stop them with a RPG claims only an just a lone empty school bus. Eventually they manage to flee to the mountains to start a resistance against the Soviet forces who needless to say were not in the country legally.
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Men in Black: Space Alien Disguised as Illegal Alien

USAPatriot — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 04:56:51 -07:00

Busting aliens was nothing new for agent Kay (Tommy Lee Jones) of Men in Black (MIB), but interrupting a U.S. Border Patrol human trafficking bust to inspect illegal alien cargo was not typically part of protecting the earth from the scum of the universe. What Kay and his aging partner found was a violent alien fugitive in violation of several intergalactic treaties. It started out as a routing Border Patrol roadblock that was fortunate enough to snag a human trafficker in the act of smuggling a load of illegal Mexican immigrants into the United States, but just after the officer gives a friendly hello to the smuggler he knows and checking his cargo, a black car with two men in black business suits pulls up to take over the investigation. Agent Kay and his partner line up the group of illegal immigrants to find out which illegal alien is also an illegal space alien. After walking down the line of illegal aliens asking questions in Spanish and getting responses that indicated that each alien questioned understood what he was saying he found one that did not understand Spanish at all. He lets the Mexicans go much to the objection of the Border Patrol officers, but overrules their authority. He walks his catch into desert just out of view of the Border Patrol to have a word with him. "Looks like you got off the bus in the wrong part of town amigo" He says, just before betting dollars to pesos that his discovery was "not from anywhere near" there, and then cutting off the fake Mexican disguise to reveal an extraterrestrial fugitive that he recognizes from a previous close encounter as Mikey. Kay inquires as to when Mikey was let out of jail and his response in alien speak leads Kay to indicate that the alien is claiming to be a Political Refugee before being informed that he is in violation of seven intergalactic treaties. Everything is going smoothly until one of the Border Patrol officers gets nosey and spots the alien spotting him with tentacle eye looking behind him. Then the alien attacks the officer before Kay shoots him with some sort of ray gun that reduces him to a blue air born slime that bukkakes the officer. Then he erases his memory so that he won’t remember what happened that night.
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Menace II Society: Crackhead with a Cheeseburger

FunnyMovieFan — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 11:36:16 -07:00

In this scene from Menace II Society O-Dog is minding his own business selling crack in the alley when a broke ass crackhead comes up to him with no money. He offers to trade him a cheeseburger for some crack, but he says no and then he offers to suck his dick for crack and O-Dog puts him out of his misery.
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Kingpin: Worst Movie Couple of All Time Ever!

FunnyMovieFan — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 11:24:17 -07:00

In this scene from Kingpin Roy Munson (Woody Harrelson) and his land lady became the worst movie couple of all time ever when she forces him to pay his rent by servicing her. Her anger came from the discovery that one of Roy's friends staged a robbery attempt so that he could rescue her and get on her good side. Fortunately they never show her naked, but her thighs covered with blue blood vessels and Roy puking in the bathroom was almost enough to say it all until she said "You really jarred something loose there tiger".
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Kingpin: Hot Single Mothers Philanthropy Commercial

FunnyMovieFan — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 11:09:26 -07:00

In this scene Roy Munson (Woody Harrelson) watches a commercial by his rival bowler Ernie McCracken (Bill Murray) in which he takes care of attractive single mom's as if its some kind of philanthropy. In one part one of the kids says "sometimes when I wake up in the morning Mr. McCracken is already there".
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