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Trump Would Have Made a Good Presidential Candidate

USAPatriot — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 09:54:51 -07:00

Donald Trump would have made a great presidential candidate had he been serious about running and didn't make a joke out of it to boost rating for the Apprentice. He would have been a good candidate for several reasons: 1. He gets things done. 2. He speaks his mind. 3. He is NOT a politician. 4. A better looking younger first lady. Too bad he decided to be turd and make a joke out of his candidacy. As you can see in this video he knows how to deal with politicians.
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Border Patrol Documentary Film (2008) DVD

USAPatriot — Sun, 13 May 2012 18:48:22 -07:00

An in depth documentary film about the Border Patrol made in 2008 by the A & E Channel. It documents the struggle of underfunded U.S. Border Patrol agents as they struggle to secure as much of the border as possible.
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U.S. Border Patrol Baseball Cap

USAPatriot — Sun, 13 May 2012 19:16:39 -07:00

Look like a real U.S. Border Patrol agent from the neck up with this military green baseball cap with the words U.S. Border Patrol written on it. Its a great way to show support for border security and who knows, random Mexican looking folks might start suddenly running away from you for no apparent reason.
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Change.org: Discriminatory Censorship of Opposing Views

USAPatriot — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 15:31:52 -07:00

Change.org is a fascist website run by liberal hypocrites engaging in false advertising by inviting anyone promoting a cause to start a petition for it. What they don't tell you is that they will censor you if they disagree with your position on issues as minor as ballot measures. I found this out earlier this year when starting a petition against a piece of proposed legislation that Change.org supports. This past spring I was shocked and appauled when I found out that my own legislature was considering giving state benefits paid for by my tax dollars to people who have no legal right to be in the state to begin with. To voice my opposition to that proposed bill which seeks only to steal my money and give it to people seeking not just jobs, but classroom seats that rightfully belong to my countrymen I started a petition on Change.org so that citizens could tell the legislature not to give in state tuition to illegal aliens. Once my petition started getting noticed and started getting signatures they removed it. When confronted they falsely accused my petition of being discriminatory, failed to provide any evidence of discrimination upon cross examination, and suspended my account when I created a new petition despite being informed that future deletion of my petition would result in retaliatory action against them. Now that they did not learn how to take a warning here I am exposing their hypocrisy for everyone to see. Granted it is a lesser response than given to them before which would have included distribution my message through much more visible channels, but I have more important things to do than address those insignificant boobs. In closing I want to warn consumers that Change.org is nothing more than a fascist hypocrisy disguised as ethical activism hiding behind thick blacked rimmed nerd glasses that went out of style in the 1950s worn by liberal idiots. Liberal idiots who are lucky that I have better things to do than raise awareness about their censorship further because I have more important things to do than talk about them elsewhere, so as much as I hate to say it they can feel free to sit at Starbucks drinking their fancy coffee wearing their 50s nerd classes and second hand clothes.
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Mitt Romney Opposes Benefits for Illegal Aliens

USAPatriot — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 05:37:45 -07:00

Mitt Romney proved that he knows what America does not need and that is more illegal aliens. Furthermore he stated correctly at the Fox News Republican Presidential Debate on 9/22/2011 that we need to stop giving in state tuition to illegal aliens. He used the University of Texas as an example proving that giving illegals in state tuition is bad for Americans because it makes the cost of earning a degree $100,000 cheaper for a foreign national who no right to be on campus than it would be for an American citizen from another state.
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Teacher Indoctrinating Kids with Seditionist Propaganda

USAPatriot — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 15:06:10 -07:00

High school teacher Reyna Santos was caught on tape in the act of attempting to indoctrinate American children with seditionist propaganda pledging allegiance to a third world country. The infiltration targeted a Texas town with the help of a Spanish teacher who maliciously coerced her students into singing the Mexican national anthem proving that she is not qualified to teach geography let alone current events. The insurgent was identified as Reyna Santos, a rumored Mexican national whose immigration status is unknown. Santos is a subversive element rumored to blend in with illegal alien communities. When encountering Santos direct eye contact should be avoided, she should be reported to your local neighborhood watch, if she is an alien her immigration status should be revoked, and if she is an illegal alien ICE should send her back to where her anthem was born. Did you know that aliens are more likely to come from Communist countries than Americans?
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15 Minutes (2001) Russian Alien Crime Movie

USAPatriot — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 05:10:35 -07:00

Two psychotic serial killers from Russia start preying on a largely illegal alien Russian prostitute community in New York City. With cold blooded murder on their minds and a video camera in their hands, they set out to prove to all that they are insane so that they can get away with it because of how crazy everyone thinks they are, but not if hot shot celebrity reality television star Detective Eddie Flemming (Robert DeNiro) has anything to say about it, or so he thinks until these insane immigrants target his girlfriend and eventually himself. To make matters worse for all but the lunatics and tabloid desk jockey Robert Hawkins (Kelsey Grammar) the media cannot get enough of Emil (Karel Roden) and Oleg (Oleg Taktarov).
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Jim Carrey's Arrest, Deportation, and Border Crossing

USAPatriot — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 05:52:43 -07:00

After his company goes bankrupt Dick Harper (Jim Carrey) and his wife Jane (Tea Leoni) pay off the last of their debt to their Mexican housekeeper Blanca (Gloria Garayua) with the last of their appliances. Then they go to a used car dealership to trade in Dick’s Beamer for an old early 80s Honda Civic hatchback. That night they are trying to figure out what to do for money due to the fact that they have run out of stuff to sell and Dick is unemployable after being the public fall guy for the downfall of his Enron style company Globodyne when Blanca comes back and offers to help them find work, but warns that it won’t pay very much. The next day Dick is standing around with a bunch of Mexican day laborers when a truck pulls up and a guy yells that he needs one guy who can paint. Dick is the first on the truck, but a Mexican who wants the job more hops onto the truck, punches Dick in the face, and sends him flying off the truck onto the street. Dick’s new amigos help him up, chuckle a bit, and say better luck next time before Dick suggests reporting him, but the Mexicans laugh as if he were joking. Then with his jaw so swollen that he cannot talk normally Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) agents raid the area and round up Dick in the process. Dick thinks it’s no big deal until he can’t find his wallet because one of the Mexicans has it. Then when the Mexican gives it to the INS agent who says “Dick Harper you are free to go” he freaks out trying to tell them that he is the real Dick, but they just think he is an illegal alien and deport him to Mexico. Later that night Jane meets Dick at the border and helps smuggle him back home after he hops the fence with a bunch of Mexicans and succeeds in evading the Border Patrol to get to their new used car with a little extra cargo in the form of Dicks new amigos from the INS bust.
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Michele Bachmann Has the Best Immigration Policy

USAPatriot — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 05:17:40 -07:00

Michele Bachmann just hit the nail on its head when it comes to immigration at the Republican Presidential Debate on Fox News. Specifically she said that immigration laws need to be enforced, the border needs to be secure, and we need to remove incentives the make America a magnet for illegal aliens. Incentives that illegals keep coming here for include employment and government benefits. Benefits such as in state tuition, health care, welfare, and basic utilities. We could easily deter illegals from coming here by cracking down on employers who hire them and not spending tax payer money on them.
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Red Dawn Russian Invasion of Small Town USA

USAPatriot — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 05:33:44 -07:00

It was just a normal day at school for Jed (Patrick Swayze), Matt (Charlie Sheen), and friends in the small town of Calumet, Colorado when class is interrupted by the sight of men falling from the sky with parachutes cushioning their fall as they land in a field just outside their classroom window. Then with students crowding the window all hell breaks loose when their teacher is blown away and the Russian invaders open fire on the school with automatic weapons and rocket launchers. Jed and Matt find themselves in a mad scramble as they rush to Jed's blue pickup truck grabbing as many of their friends as possible with their classmates dying all around them. Fortunately they escape this monster of all school shootings when the last Russian attempt to stop them with a RPG claims only an just a lone empty school bus. Eventually they manage to flee to the mountains to start a resistance against the Soviet forces who needless to say were not in the country legally.
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Men in Black: Space Alien Disguised as Illegal Alien

USAPatriot — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 04:56:51 -07:00

Busting aliens was nothing new for agent Kay (Tommy Lee Jones) of Men in Black (MIB), but interrupting a U.S. Border Patrol human trafficking bust to inspect illegal alien cargo was not typically part of protecting the earth from the scum of the universe. What Kay and his aging partner found was a violent alien fugitive in violation of several intergalactic treaties. It started out as a routing Border Patrol roadblock that was fortunate enough to snag a human trafficker in the act of smuggling a load of illegal Mexican immigrants into the United States, but just after the officer gives a friendly hello to the smuggler he knows and checking his cargo, a black car with two men in black business suits pulls up to take over the investigation. Agent Kay and his partner line up the group of illegal immigrants to find out which illegal alien is also an illegal space alien. After walking down the line of illegal aliens asking questions in Spanish and getting responses that indicated that each alien questioned understood what he was saying he found one that did not understand Spanish at all. He lets the Mexicans go much to the objection of the Border Patrol officers, but overrules their authority. He walks his catch into desert just out of view of the Border Patrol to have a word with him. "Looks like you got off the bus in the wrong part of town amigo" He says, just before betting dollars to pesos that his discovery was "not from anywhere near" there, and then cutting off the fake Mexican disguise to reveal an extraterrestrial fugitive that he recognizes from a previous close encounter as Mikey. Kay inquires as to when Mikey was let out of jail and his response in alien speak leads Kay to indicate that the alien is claiming to be a Political Refugee before being informed that he is in violation of seven intergalactic treaties. Everything is going smoothly until one of the Border Patrol officers gets nosey and spots the alien spotting him with tentacle eye looking behind him. Then the alien attacks the officer before Kay shoots him with some sort of ray gun that reduces him to a blue air born slime that bukkakes the officer. Then he erases his memory so that he won’t remember what happened that night.
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Soft on Immigration: Rick Santorum Owned Rick Perry

USAPatriot — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 08:06:37 -07:00

Former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum owned Texas Governor Rick Perry on immigration during the Republican Presidential Debate on Fox News. Calling out Perry for being soft on immigration was easy for Santorum because all he had to do was point out the fact that Perry signed a bill into law granting in state tuition to illegal aliens. What makes this a real victory for Santorum is that he took it to Perry while admitting to being soft on immigration himself by supporting the presence of illegal aliens in classrooms. His position that they should not get in state tuition is a step up from Perry, but he should oppose allowing illegals to occupy classroom seats that rightfully belong to citizens and legal aliens.
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