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Paris Hilton Drunk Making Out in Car with Guy

TrainWreckWatch — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 10:15:18 -07:00

Paris Hilton making the news by getting drunk at a nightclub and making out with some dude in a car. Its like such a really big deal because its so totally important because shes like so super fabulous for being so totally hot drinking at a club making out with him and is Paris Hilton.
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Cincinnati Cheerleader Sarah Jones Arrested w/ mugshot

TrainWreckWatch — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 05:54:56 -07:00

Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader Sarah Jones looked like a walk of shame when she was booked on sex abuse charges for having sex with a 16 year old boy. That wouldn't be a problem in Ohio where that guy is old enough to consent, but she was his high school teacher and that put her in a position of authority which elevated that kid from lucky bastard to rape victim. Sarah turned heads all over America when she appeared on Anderson as a so called victim of TheDirty.com and its founder Nik Richie. The Dirty had been used by associates of hers to post accusations alleging that she had sex with several Bengals players and was infected with a sexually transmitted disease (STD) of some kind. Anderson Cooper showed off his close minded misguided self rightousness by falsely accusing Nik of posting stuff about Sarah on The Dirty even after being told that users. Then Anderson falsely accused Nik of extortion for offering a service similar, but inferior to the No Limit List Corporate Advocacy Program (NLLCAP) using language nearly identical to what he used to make similar false accusations against No Limit List founder two months later during a segment on one of the No Limit List prototypes. It is not known whether any of these accusations are founded, but her mother Cheryl Jones is charged with destroying evidence of the what she did to that boy. As for the Bengal sex and STDs those are separate issues. In a strange twist of events Nancy Grace and Nik Richie (see link above) set aside the irrelevancies of everything not wrong with The Dirty to focus on Sarah Jones. Nancy was outraged by the charges and didn't make Sarah look nearly as innocent as Anderson did.
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Kari Ann Peniche Driving Phil Varone Crazy

TrainWreckWatch — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 04:16:06 -07:00

Phil Varone complains about a threat to his sexual sobriety at the recover center in the form of former Miss Teen USA Kari Ann Peniche walking around in hip huggers showing off her midriff with a case of plumber crack. Eventually Dr. Drew's staff and other group members persuade Kari Ann to pull her pants up and stop driving Phil crazy.
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Whitney Houston is Dead, Did Bobby Brown Kill Her?

TrainWreckWatch — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 08:52:05 -08:00

Whitney Houston was found dead today at the age of 48 and although the exact cause of death is unknown one can't help wonder if Bobby Brown killed her. For those of you who don't know who Bobby Brown is he was Whitney Houston's husband and the man who introduced her to cocaine. Although Bobby Brown is not suspected of personally killing her at the Beverly Hilton where her body was found it would not be surprising given her youth that she died of drug overdose. If she died of a drug overdose it probably was not crack since she always said that crack was whack and people like with money like her can get good cocaine, but she would not have started saying stuff like that had Bobby Brown not introduced her to cocaine in the first place back in the 80s. If the autopsy does in fact show that Whitney Houston died of a drug overdose then it is most likely Bobby Brown's fault because he got her hooked in the first place. Good job Bobby Brown, you sure know how to treat a lady.
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Tiger Woods Apology Speech

TrainWreckWatch — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 10:23:38 -07:00

Tiger Woods spends a good 14 minutes apologizing for what he did to those women and how it has affected his family, business partners, and his game both in golf and otherwise. Woods looked very presidential as he accepted full blame for these problems saying that he is "solely responsible" for the actions of at least 11 women and himself. Tiger’s collection of accountability, but not necessarily STD free mistresses ranged from a variety of backgrounds including a pancake house waitress and porn star Joslyn James also known as Veronica Siwik-Daniels along with a cocktail waitress named Jamie Grubbs who was reported to have text messaged Tiger about putting her panties on only to be told to take them back off again. Tiger denied any wrongdoing by his wife Elin Nordegren in an incident that damaged the couple’s car before Elin bought a multimillion dollar island and Tiger checked himself into a rehabilitation center for sexaholics. Woods then went into a rant about the paparazzi following his mother around and stalking his kids to and from school with pedophile like tenacity. Tiger concluded his speech by apologizing to parents for becoming a bad role model for their children and promising to redeem himself in a fashion reminiscent of Michael Vick.
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Original CNN Breaking News of Michael Jackson's Death

TrainWreckWatch — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 14:25:20 -07:00

The original CNN breaking news bulletin on the day Michael Jackson died was recorded by somebody with a sick sense of humor who didn't really think he was dead. As a result a mean joke about "Jacko" being on his "backo" was added to the end of it, but for having the presence of mind to upload the announcement of what was then just a hospitalization I think the guy who made it deserves to be forgiven for what he said.
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Lisa Lampanelli Calls Drunk Courtney Love a Whore

TrainWreckWatch — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 05:33:43 -07:00

In this scene from the Roast of Pamela Anderson Lisa Lampanelli calls a visibly drunk Courtney Love a whore and a number of other things. Courtney Love was by far the biggest drunk at the roast and had trouble keeping herself together, but as Lisa pointed that is common of Courtney wherever she goes.
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Michael Jackson: Drug Collection Covers Courtroom Table

TrainWreckWatch — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 11:13:59 -07:00

Michael Jackson's drug collection covered an entire courtroom table with Propofol vials and pill bottles full of Diazepam, Temazepam, Lorazepam, and other sedatives. When people said that Michael Jackson had drug problem and in house doctor most people would have pictured maybe a bag with a couple bottles or vials in it, but nothing like this. Needless to say Michael Jackson had the hookup. Its starting to look like if he didn't have Conrad Murray he probably would have just bought another doctor and delayed the inevitable. I haven't seen such an intense drug collection since Johnny Depp's briefcase in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
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Rock of Love Bus Whore Meet, Greet, Drink and Fight

TrainWreckWatch — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 10:39:17 -07:00

The premier of Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels where D.J. Lady Tribe A.K.A. Nikki takes a shot with Gia A.K.A. the Adrenaline.com girl in a way that explains why the scene had to be edited on account of her not wearing any panties. It wasn't long after that until other random girls started fighting and Bret had to send home those whose morals and mental issues were most obvious. A laugh riot from start to finish.
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Cat Fight! Kari Ann Peniche VS Selma

TrainWreckWatch — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 04:44:27 -07:00

Routine bitching by former Miss Teen Oregon and Playboy Playmate Kari Ann Peniche escalates into a cat fight with with Selma, one of Dr. Drew's staff members. It all starts out with Kari Ann and Selma screaming at each other before Kari Ann throws a vase against the wall. Selma decided to keep it real. Grabbing Kari Ann by the hair and forcing her down the hall like something out of "Inside American Jail".
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David Hasselhoff Drunk - 2009 Memorable Moments

TrainWreckWatch — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 07:54:54 -07:00

The Hoff’s best alcoholic moments from 2009 at the MTV EMA Awards, American Idol, being rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisoning, and other footage of David Hasselhoff sloshing around Hollywood. The video starts out with a clip of The Hoff being handed an Australian beer called a “Hoff Beer” a few years ago followed by some brief introductory credits with the theme music from Knight Rider and The Hoff at the EMA Awards in Berlin. David Hasselhoff got so drunk at the MTV European Music Awards that in a pre-show interview on the red carpet he forgot what side of the Berlin Wall he was on when singing “Looking for Freedom” on 11/9 some 20 years ago. As the footage from the wall clearly shows David Hasselhoff was not “behind the wall” as he claimed, but was really in front of the wall dodging fireworks as well as introducing East Germans to bad American music in his blinking jacket. Then he staggers onto the stage to present the “best rock award” after giving a slurred speech denying responsibility for bringing down the wall and giving full credit to the East Germans. After the show a drunker Hoff makes an ass out of himself giving a shout out to George in Tokyo Hotel with a cheesy thumbs up. The next scene shows him stumbling out of an American Idol show using his daughters as crutches before getting into a car surrounded by reporters badgering him with questions about his drinking. This is followed by a clip containing news footage of him being rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisoning after which he refuses to answer questions from a reporter about his trip before being called "The Hospital Hoff".
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David Hasselhoff Drunk 2007 Video

TrainWreckWatch — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 07:36:29 -07:00

The infamous video of former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff drunk on the floor eating a Wendy’s cheeseburger while his daughter tells him how bad of a drunk he is, but all The Hoff can do is reply with slurred speech complaining about the burger becoming a mess on the floor.
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