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NBA Players are the 99 Percent

PoliticallyCorrect — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 11:03:10 -07:00

NBA players continue to prove that like most of their fans they are part of the 99 percent of people in America who are unemployed or underpaid by their bosses. Mad as hell and not willing to take it anymore the players went out on strike to demand a bigger piece of the pie from NBA owners who owe all they have to the hard work of the players that slave away for long hours just to make putting a ball through a hoop entertaining. Shame on fat cat NBA owners who are unwilling to pay their workers fair wages. If it were not for the players nobody would tune in to watch a game and they have every right to the fruits of their labor. Power to the Players.
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Sarah Palin is Not Running! NOOOO!!!

PoliticallyCorrect — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 05:52:26 -07:00

Sarah Palin is not running for president in 2012 because she doesn't care about the American people who watch Saturday Night Live, The Late Show with David Letterman, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel Live, South Park, and other great shows that depend on her candidacy for better entertainment. I guess America will have to make do with Bristol's crappy reality show to get their Palin fix next year. Looks like she bought a new house in Arizona also, check out the map to Sarah Palin's house.
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Yes Maam: Confessions of a Masculine Feminist

PoliticallyCorrect — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 09:53:52 -07:00

I want to grace this Women's Rights category by saying how sick and tired I am of not seeing women take on more leadership roles in the workplace. Women belong in the fields, factories, and corporate America earning more than their male counterparts while us men stay home to cook, clean, message them after a long day's work, and take care of the kids if we have any (its her choice). The best women are career women and the best men are their men who support them whether thick or thin as they work to make not just their dreams, but ours as well a reality. Only then will women be fully accepted as equals in society and the right women can start bringing home the bacon for those of us with good taste.
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Don't Tell! I Won't Ask Because I Don't Care

PoliticallyCorrect — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 14:52:16 -07:00

I'm so sick of seeing gay rights popup as an issue with every single election. People bicker over it so much its almost as if homosexuals are some kind of burden on society. When I was growing up in the 90s they were marching around town telling people that they where here, queer, and to get used to it. Now people are used to it, but they keep arguing over gay marriage, and the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell as if sexual orientation were relevant to military job descriptions in some way. Well I have a better policy called What's Gay? Who Cares? What's Gay? Who Cares? Is inspired by a quote from Jack Nicholson's 1997 performance in As Good As It Gets when his character Melvin Udall said to his flaming neighbor "as long as you keep your work zipped up around me, I don't give a rat-crap what or where you shove your show". Now that character was homophobic and being rude towards a neighbor he did not like, but he had a good point. As long as gay people don't act inappropriately I don't give a rat crap what they do when I am not around and nobody else should either. I am completely disinterested in the gay community for the most part because it is not unique in any way that matters. They don't suffer from a mental or physical disability capable of adversely impacting their ability to be good employees, neighbors, friends, or family members. I have never heard of gay people as a whole creating a burden society worse than all the time and money spent by straight people arguing about them. Even though I couldn't care less about how gay people live their lives in general there are a few things that I don't like about some members of the gay community. Fortunately I have consulted with the lord and savior of my agnostic faith (myself) and drafted The 5 Commandments for Gay People with explanations making it clear whey my 5 Commandments are a good idea. The 5 Commandments for Gay People: 1. Thou shalt not subject heterosexuals to unwanted sexual advances. 2. Thou shalt not make frivolous accusations of homophobia against thy critic. 3. Thou shalt be courteous and respect the sensitivities of those around them. 4. Thou shalt not disclose ones sexual orientation in an inappropriate manner. 5. Thou shalt not tolerate discrimination. The 5 Commandments Explained: 1. Reasons for this one should be obvious. I don't want gay guys trying to kiss me, grab my ass, grab my junk, or otherwise attempt to convince to me to switch teams. 2. Have you ever known a gay guy who thinks people don't like him because they are homophobic when in reality he is just a jerk. I have and it was really annoying because you couldn't call him out for being an asshole in general without being accused of gay bashing. 3. This is a commandment for everyone, but when it comes to gay people just don't act too gay if you think it might make people around you uncomfortable. For instance bringing your partner home to see you family on Christmas is fine by me, but don't make out with him in front the children. 4. Don't cause a scene when coming out of the closet unless it is absolutely necessary. For example you may choose to come out to your boss for some reason, but don't use the intercom at work to tell the whole company something they shouldn't care about. 5. When truly discriminated against by anyone who truly hates you for who you are don't take it and stand up for yourself. If you have followed the first four commandments you should have a good case for against the bigot who hates you. Conclusion What's Gay? Who Cares? Gay people are gay and nobody should care because it unless you willingly participate in or are subjected to their sex lives then you should have better things to do with your time than worry about them. Personally, I don't care unless I am unnecessarily bothered by it. If you are gay I don't care who you marry as long as it isn't me because being married to you is their problem. When it comes to gays in the military people need to shut the hell up about "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" already because unless gays in the Navy start throwing tea parties on the poop deck its not going to hurt their combat readiness.
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Dateline NBC: Wicked Step Mother Terri Horman

PoliticallyCorrect — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 11:51:33 -07:00

Terri Horman took a public reaming from Desire Young, Tony Young, and Kaine Horman on Dateline NBC for being one of the worst step mothers in American history. That is because Kyron Horman disappeared shortly after being seen with Terri Horman, is still missing, and Terri still ain't talking after hiring an expensive lawyer. The Axis of Kyron (Desire, Tony, and Kaine) went into great detail about the events of the day he disappeared, the holes in Terri Horman’s story, and her post disappearance shenanigans. The timeline is well known by now. Terri drops kid off at his school science fair in the morning, kid does not show up in class, and never comes home in the afternoon. The police got involved shortly afterward combing the area for him recognizing the fierce urgency of the first 24 hours when looking for a missing child. Terri Horman appeared cooperative at first, but started acting sketchy when she performed poorly on lie detector tests. Then the police found out that her phone pinged a heavily forested area down by the river called Sauvie Island during the time period between the science fair and when Kyron should have come home on the bus and they started asking people if they had seen Terri Horman that day. Then like something out of a horror movie Kaine Horman was informed that Terri may have attempted to have him killed, grabbed his daughter, and got the hell out of there. Then things went from just plain creepy to just plain sleazy when it was discovered that Terri Horman had tried to have an affair with one of Kaine’s high school buddies while she should have been looking for Kyron. Police seized his phone and found a combination of sexually explicit text messages and pornographic pictures. The latter leaving me wondering whether to despise Michael Cook or feel sorry for him. Finally the trashing of Terri concludes with a strong message from the Axis of Kyron for her to do the right thing and do whatever it takes to find Kyron. Now over a year later Kyron is still missing and Terri still looks like your worst nightmare of an in-law.
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Abortion Clinic Failed to Report Statutory Rape

PoliticallyCorrect — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 15:00:30 -07:00

An employee at a Planned Parenthood abortion clinic in Kentucky was caught on tape giving advice to Lila Rose of the anti-abortion group Live Action on camera when Rose went undercover posing as a 14 year old girl and told the employee that a 31 year old man had knocked her up. By the time the video was released the employee still had not reported felonious child abuse as required by law. A woman's right to choose gets throws out the window when the patient isn't even a woman yet. Something is seriously wrong at Planned Parenthood that has nothing to do with abortion. Live Action had carried out other stings across the country that Planned Parenthood knew about and still they never planned on this one. What kind of consulting firm claims to specialize in planning services for things as important as parenthood while showing a complete lack of contingency planning to safeguard their own brand name? Obviously an organization that lacks basic risk management skills. Personally, I would not hire them to plan a wedding let alone parenthood.
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Obama Inauguration Interrupted for Sex Scandal Apology

PoliticallyCorrect — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 13:49:29 -07:00

Portland Mayor Sam Adams rudely interrupted Obama's inauguration to come clean after lying about having sex with a male intern. Inappropriate was a recurring word he used to describe his behavior at what couldn't have been a more inappropriate time to hold a press conference for apologizing to the community, the people of Portland, and the gay community for embarrassing them. According to the embedded video which is just a fraction of his Clintonesque speech Adams met Beau Breedlove when he was a 17 year old intern, mentored him, but didn't have sex with him until after he turned 18. He said he covered up the relationship because it could hurt him in the election. When asked if he lied to get elected his response began by repeating the question before stating "I definitely lied to um, avoid what I thought was another lie that I could not overcome, so in a way yes". Thank you Sam Adams! You nearly had me rolling on the floor laughing during what otherwise would have been a boring walk down Pennsylvania Avenue by a disappointing couple.
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Judge Slams Door on Reporter After Freeing Pedophile

PoliticallyCorrect — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 12:55:03 -07:00

Bill O'Reilly sent one of his stalkers to track down Judge J. Rogers Padgett to ask him why he let a sex offender out on bail pending appeal. Richard Chotiner was sentenced to 15 years in prison for molesting a mentally disabled 15 year old with the mental capacity of a 10 year old. The victim and his parents were outraged at Padgett for letting him out "again" citing a previous release. The Fox News reporter stalked Padgett down at a gas station and tried to talk to him, but he didn't even try to justify his ruling. Eventually he slammed his car door repeatedly on the reporter until he got out of the way so that Padgett could drive off. People were planning a protest outside the Hillsborough with the hopes of keeping Padgett from ever being called back from retirement again.
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O'Reilly Shares Experiences with Drunk College Girls

PoliticallyCorrect — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 12:35:30 -07:00

Bill O’Reilly’s expert scientific analysis of alcohol, college girls, and sex reveals that the number of promiscuous girls on campuses across America increase with binge drinking. Bill speaks form years of experience passing out and having to ask people who they were in the morning. Gretchen Carlson joins the discussion acknowledging that she experienced binge drinking first hand on the Stanford campus and after showing footage of hot college girls getting plastered on cheap booze Margaret Hoover joins the discussion recommending that "every young man going to college in a couple of weeks should look at this video" of attractive coeds because the best way to "be prepared for these situations is to watch it before you are there" so that "by 3am when you’ve been going since 8pm" you have a game plan. Gretchen Carlson then shifts the discussion from hard drinking to warning parents about their daughters futures before Bill O’Reilly chimes in with a list of consequences inflicted on at least a dozen promiscuous girls that he’s known including abortion, STDs, unwanted babies given up for adoption, a baby in a "single mother home", and degradation of their reputations for doing what they did. Margaret Hoover backs up Bill’s facts stating that too much booze can result in really dangerous stuff like falling, hitting your head, and getting into fights. It was based on a survey by Mom Logic
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Bill O'Reilly Talks About a Transvestite Mayor

PoliticallyCorrect — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 12:22:32 -07:00

Bill O'Reilly and Megyn Kelly talk about the controversy surrounding Silverton Oregon's transvestite mayor Stu Rasmussen. Rasmussen walks around the small town he runs in high heels and a dress with long hair, but he isn't fooling anyone. He is a man and no matter how hard he tries every time he cross dresses up he always looks like an old man in women's clothing causing confusion. Confusion not about his true gender, but the type of confusion likely cause kids to ask "mommy why is mayor Stu dressed like a lady?" Its guys like this that keep Oregon weird.
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