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Illegal Aliens DVD Movie Starring Anna Nicole Smith

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 05:30:57 -08:00

Anna Nicole Smith and Chyna from the WWE star in the movie Illegal Aliens as a couple of space aliens who assume the form of American women. Obviously as space aliens they are both alien, undocumented, and illegal, but unlike most illegal aliens they are trying to stop an intergalactic terrorist from destroying the Earth.
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No Illegal Immigrants Window, Bumper, and Laptop Sticker

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 04:05:47 -08:00

Say no to illegal immigrants with the No Illegal Immigrants window sticker, bumper sticker, and laptop sticker. This no sign over the words "Illegal Immigrants" is just a quick peel and stick away from sending a message on any flat or slightly curved smooth surface in no time.
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Crossing Over (2009) Blu-Ray DVD Starring Harrison Ford

IllegalAlien — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 12:17:14 -08:00

Crossing Over is about a group of illegal aliens struggling to get legalized in Los Angeles with Harrison Ford starring as the good Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agent Max Brogan and Ray Liotta as the bad immigration cop Cole Frankel. The movie has been compared to the Academy Award winning film Crash in that it examines a diverse group of minorities in Los Angeles, but instead of focusing on racial tensions between Americans it deals with illegal aliens from about as many backgrounds as you can fit into a movie just like Crash, but unlike Crash this movie never really caught on. The main plot outline involves Brogan getting involved with the family of an illegal alien woman who was deported by personally taking her kid back to his grandparents in Mexico before finding the deported alien murdered at the border and going back to deliver the news to the family. Other sub-plots involve an illegal alien from Bangladesh being spied on by the FBI for running an Islamic extremist website, a South Korean kid who tried to stay on the right path before robbing a convenience store, and Cole Frankel agreeing to supply Australian alien wannabe actress Claire Shepard (Alice Eve) with a Green Card in exchange for 2 months of unlimited sex. Credits (Actor - Character): Harrison Ford - Max Brogan Ray Liotta - Cole Frankel Ashley Judd - Denise Frankel Jim Sturgess - Gavin Kossef Cliff Curtis - Hamid Baraheri Mireya Sanchez - Alice Braga Alice Eve - Claire Sheperd
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Rosetta Stone V4 TOTALe Learn to Speak American English Kit

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 04:22:57 -08:00

The Rosetta Stone V4 TOTALe kit is the ultimate package for anyone who wants to learn how to speak American English. The perfect gift for legal and illegal aliens alike looking to blend in unnoticed as just another guy on the street with a foreign accent. The TOTALe comes complete with all American English levels (1-5) of the best selling Rosetta Stone interactive language learning software. Additional Features Include: - Learning companion CDs and MP3s - iPhone and iPod Touch application - Live online chat support
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Illegal Alien Latex Mask with Mustache and Baseball Cap

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 05:48:28 -08:00

This illegal alien latex mask with a mustache and baseball cap captures the typical stereotype of illegal aliens in the United States. Specifically the stereotype of an illegal alien man from Mexico if he were to shave off his mustache, glue it to a space alien mask, and put the mask on before topping it off with a baseball cap from a Goodwill store giveaway. This outfit is sure to trigger flashbacks for Conan O'Brien fans that remember a sketch featuring "the Mexican guy who has no idea what he is wearing". The sketch from Late Night with Conan O'Brien featured a Mexican guy with a mustache wearing a baseball cap and a t-shirt both of which had sexual writing on them that nobody in their right mind would wear if they knew what it said. Unfortunately the episode is so old that no trace of it could be found online. Each Package Includes: - 1 space alien mask - 1 fake mustache - 1 pink baseball cap with black bill
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Introduction to Spanish Translation by Jack Child

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 04:34:46 -08:00

Introduction to Spanish Translation by Jack Child is takes an advanced look at the science of communicating with illegal alien travelers. Designed to teach serious English speaking students of Spanish linguistics at the junior or senior collegiate levels to help them better detect, analyze, and understand the language.
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RIP Illegal Alien Costume with Jumpsuit and Green Card

IllegalAlien — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 22:16:24 -08:00

It is with great sadness that I regret to inform everyone that the Illegal Alien Costume with jail jumpsuit and Green Card is no longer available on Amazon. When it was still available its product description was as follows: The Illegal Alien Mask with Jail Jumpsuit and Green Card appears at first glance to be an illegal alien Halloween costume. It has an alien mask, an orange prison style jumpsuit, and a Green Card, but there is something wrong with this image. If this is an illegal alien costume how do you explain the Green Card? Think about, have you ever heard of an illegal alien with a Green Card? Having a Green Card by definition makes you a legal resident alien in the United States. Since the alien has a Green Card it is impossible for him to be an illegal alien in America unless he is one of those expired Green Card carrying illegal aliens, but the card is advertised as a key piece of the the costume, so how the hell is this an illegal alien costume? I don't know, but if I had to guess this poor guy followed the steps to legal residency to get his Green Card in the United States before acquiring a mask and an orange jumpsuit. Then sometime later he crossed the border into Canada or took a flight overseas at which point his American Green Card became useless making him an illegal alien. Costume Includes: 1 Space Alien Mask 1 Orange Jumpsuit 1 Green Card
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Genesis Platinum Collection Featuring the Illegal Alien Song

IllegalAlien — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 12:25:31 -08:00

The Genesis Platinum Collection features all of the Genesis greatest hits including their 1983 song "Illegal Alien" from the Genesis album. The song depicts stereotypical problems involving illegal aliens followed by the chorus "It's no fun being an illegal alien". The song was controversial because of a part where the immigrant tries to trade sexual favors from his sister as a bribe to across the border that was edited out of the radio version and the music video in which band leader Phil Collins depicts the lead binge drinking, chain smoking, and Mariachi music playing immigrant with a fake Mexican mustache and accent at times wearing a sombrero. The Genesis Platinum Collection includes all of the English rock bands most popular songs including "Land of Confusion", "Invisible Touch", and "Mama". The band consists of lead drummer and singer Phil Collins, guitarist Mike Rutherford, and Tony Banks on the keyboard.
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Legal Match - Find Top Immigration Lawyers in America

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 06:13:24 -08:00

If you are an illegal alien in the United States then you need a top immigration lawyer to fight for your privilege to stay in America and Legal Match is the place to take your first step on the path to citizenship. Just go to the Legal Match confidential immigration case intake form (linked to above) and tell them about yourself, a friend, or family member with a legal problem simply by entering your city or zip code, answering some questions, and telling them the details of the case. Within minutes you will be matched with pre-screened immigration lawyers in your area specializing in citizenship, permanent visas (Green Cards), temporary visas, and deportation proceedings absolutely free. Each lawyer will receive a copy of your case, but will not be given your identity unless you authorize it. Then after reviewing the case you will be contacted by interested lawyers.
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Illegal: Life and Death in Arizona's Immigration War Zone

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 05:25:50 -08:00

Illegal: Life and Death in Arizona's Immigration War Zone by Terry Greene Sterling documents the lives of undocumented illegal aliens mostly in Phoenix, Arizona. Sterling spent a good year or so following illegals around and talking to them about what its like to be an illegal alien in Arizona before reaching the obvious conclusion that it sucks to be an illegal alien in Arizona almost as much as it sucks to be a Mexican in Mexico. Terry Greene Sterling has been covering immigration issues as an Anglo Spanish speaking journalist for over 25 years during which she has won at least 49 national and regional journalism awards. Her family is comprised of people from both sides of the border and has lived in illegal alien hot zones for decades.
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Rocket Lawyer: Immigration Attorneys & Employer Legal Forms

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 06:05:22 -08:00

Rocket Lawyer has a collection of legal resources for illegal aliens and businesses looking to keep their workforce legal. All these resources are available online and can best be found by clicking on the Rocket Lawyer link above and doing a search for "immigration". If you are an illegal alien then the immigration attorneys at Rocket Lawyer are ready to do their best to keep you in the country and make you a regular legal alien resident as soon as possible. More than just a place where you can find an immigration attorney Rocket Lawyer also has a collection of legal forms available online and information about how to apply for asylum as a refugee, how to apply for citizenship through naturalization, and a free I-485 Application to Register Permanent Residence form. If you are a business looking to keep your workforce legal Rocket Lawyer has a free I-9 Employment Eligibility Verification form to help you get started in verifying the immigration status of your employees. If you are too late than you can work with your illegal alien helpers to get them legal using the free I-140 Immigrant Petition for Alien Worker form and if you like them give them an extra bit of help with a free I-134 Affidavit of Support.
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Born Fighting - How the Scots and Irish Shaped America

IllegalAlien — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 11:42:38 -08:00

Born Fighting: How the Scots and Irish Shaped America chronicles the history of the Scotsmen and Irishmen who built America from the day its relatively uninhabited wilderness was first settled and colonized. They came as wave after wave of legal patriotic anti-British immigrants who not only respected the laws of the country they were happy to call home, but were willing to die for it as well no matter how many great innovations they made for the betterment of America along the way.
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