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Jakadrien Turner is Not an Illegal Alien After All

IllegalAlien — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 05:02:13 -08:00

Jakadrien Turner was arrested, gave police a fake name belonging to an illegal alien, and ICE deported her to Columbia. Even though ICE took her fingerprints they still failed to identify her somehow, so she ended up getting shipped to Columbia, given a work card by the government, and found a job cleaning houses despite not speaking the language. Eventually her grandma tracked her down on Facebook and tried to help her come home, but the Colombian government is now holding her in a detention center. Although the exact reason for her detention in Colombia is unknown it most likely has to do with her status as an undocumented immigrant.
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Legal Match - Find Top Immigration Lawyers in America

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 06:13:24 -08:00

If you are an illegal alien in the United States then you need a top immigration lawyer to fight for your privilege to stay in America and Legal Match is the place to take your first step on the path to citizenship. Just go to the Legal Match confidential immigration case intake form (linked to above) and tell them about yourself, a friend, or family member with a legal problem simply by entering your city or zip code, answering some questions, and telling them the details of the case. Within minutes you will be matched with pre-screened immigration lawyers in your area specializing in citizenship, permanent visas (Green Cards), temporary visas, and deportation proceedings absolutely free. Each lawyer will receive a copy of your case, but will not be given your identity unless you authorize it. Then after reviewing the case you will be contacted by interested lawyers.
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Rocket Lawyer: Immigration Attorneys & Employer Legal Forms

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 06:05:22 -08:00

Rocket Lawyer has a collection of legal resources for illegal aliens and businesses looking to keep their workforce legal. All these resources are available online and can best be found by clicking on the Rocket Lawyer link above and doing a search for "immigration". If you are an illegal alien then the immigration attorneys at Rocket Lawyer are ready to do their best to keep you in the country and make you a regular legal alien resident as soon as possible. More than just a place where you can find an immigration attorney Rocket Lawyer also has a collection of legal forms available online and information about how to apply for asylum as a refugee, how to apply for citizenship through naturalization, and a free I-485 Application to Register Permanent Residence form. If you are a business looking to keep your workforce legal Rocket Lawyer has a free I-9 Employment Eligibility Verification form to help you get started in verifying the immigration status of your employees. If you are too late than you can work with your illegal alien helpers to get them legal using the free I-140 Immigrant Petition for Alien Worker form and if you like them give them an extra bit of help with a free I-134 Affidavit of Support.
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Illegal Alien Latex Mask with Mustache and Baseball Cap

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 05:48:28 -08:00

This illegal alien latex mask with a mustache and baseball cap captures the typical stereotype of illegal aliens in the United States. Specifically the stereotype of an illegal alien man from Mexico if he were to shave off his mustache, glue it to a space alien mask, and put the mask on before topping it off with a baseball cap from a Goodwill store giveaway. This outfit is sure to trigger flashbacks for Conan O'Brien fans that remember a sketch featuring "the Mexican guy who has no idea what he is wearing". The sketch from Late Night with Conan O'Brien featured a Mexican guy with a mustache wearing a baseball cap and a t-shirt both of which had sexual writing on them that nobody in their right mind would wear if they knew what it said. Unfortunately the episode is so old that no trace of it could be found online. Each Package Includes: - 1 space alien mask - 1 fake mustache - 1 pink baseball cap with black bill
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RIP Welcome to America Now Speak English Bumper Sticker

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 05:40:33 -08:00

Today the Welcome to America Now Speak English Bumper Sticker was found out to be unavailable on Amazon. Instead of posting this in shopping now the best this to do is just to show you the sticker you could have bought and its old product description. Old Description: With its universal design the Welcome to America Now Speak English Bumper Sticker is great for sending a message to all aliens who don't speak English in a way they cannot possibly understand until they learn the language to read the sticker. Nevertheless its patriotic star spangled banner background makes it clear that this is a patriotic bumper sticker.
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Illegal Aliens DVD Movie Starring Anna Nicole Smith

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 05:30:57 -08:00

Anna Nicole Smith and Chyna from the WWE star in the movie Illegal Aliens as a couple of space aliens who assume the form of American women. Obviously as space aliens they are both alien, undocumented, and illegal, but unlike most illegal aliens they are trying to stop an intergalactic terrorist from destroying the Earth.
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Illegal: Life and Death in Arizona's Immigration War Zone

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 05:25:50 -08:00

Illegal: Life and Death in Arizona's Immigration War Zone by Terry Greene Sterling documents the lives of undocumented illegal aliens mostly in Phoenix, Arizona. Sterling spent a good year or so following illegals around and talking to them about what its like to be an illegal alien in Arizona before reaching the obvious conclusion that it sucks to be an illegal alien in Arizona almost as much as it sucks to be a Mexican in Mexico. Terry Greene Sterling has been covering immigration issues as an Anglo Spanish speaking journalist for over 25 years during which she has won at least 49 national and regional journalism awards. Her family is comprised of people from both sides of the border and has lived in illegal alien hot zones for decades.
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The Other Side of Immigration (2009) Documentary Film DVD

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 04:42:08 -08:00

The Other Side of Immigration is an award winning documentary film directed by Roy Germano. Released in 2009 it was the product of over 700 interviews with Mexicans documenting how their country sucks so much that they are willing to behave unneighborly and risk their lives just leave it behind. In the end anyone regardless of their views who watches this movie will agree that Mexico sucks and needs to get its act together so that its don't feel like leaving it for someone else's land. Awards won by the movie include: Winner: 2009 Politics on Film Founders Award Selection: 2009 San Antonio Film Festival Selection: 2009 Las Vegas Film Festival Selection: 2009 Global Peace Film Festival Selection: 2009 Cine Las Americas International Film Festival
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Introduction to Spanish Translation by Jack Child

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 04:34:46 -08:00

Introduction to Spanish Translation by Jack Child is takes an advanced look at the science of communicating with illegal alien travelers. Designed to teach serious English speaking students of Spanish linguistics at the junior or senior collegiate levels to help them better detect, analyze, and understand the language.
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Rosetta Stone V4 TOTALe Learn to Speak American English Kit

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 04:22:57 -08:00

The Rosetta Stone V4 TOTALe kit is the ultimate package for anyone who wants to learn how to speak American English. The perfect gift for legal and illegal aliens alike looking to blend in unnoticed as just another guy on the street with a foreign accent. The TOTALe comes complete with all American English levels (1-5) of the best selling Rosetta Stone interactive language learning software. Additional Features Include: - Learning companion CDs and MP3s - iPhone and iPod Touch application - Live online chat support
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No Illegal Immigrants Window, Bumper, and Laptop Sticker

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 04:05:47 -08:00

Say no to illegal immigrants with the No Illegal Immigrants window sticker, bumper sticker, and laptop sticker. This no sign over the words "Illegal Immigrants" is just a quick peel and stick away from sending a message on any flat or slightly curved smooth surface in no time.
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No Illegals Window, Bumper, and Laptop Sticker

IllegalAlien — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 03:59:47 -08:00

The No Illegals window sticker, bumper sticker, and laptop sticker sends the simple message that you are against illegal activity with a shiny red no symbol over the word "illegals". Illegals means illegal aliens because they are illegal, alien, and there are more than one of them.
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