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Robert Saks Mattress: Bad Off-Color Toupee Commercials

FunnyTVMoments — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 02:02:25 -08:00

Robert Saks of Robert Saks Mattress Company gave new meaning to the question "does the carpet match the drapes?" with his toupees that never matched his real hair color. He had at least two versions of his horrible toupee commercials one of which featured a reddish light brown toupee embedded below and the other which I couldn't find online featured a not quite so horrible grey toupee that still stood out as not being near as white as his real hair which was visible from above the top of his ears on down to his neck. Eventually Robert Saks must have realized how stupid he looked in his commercials and released a new one featuring himself wearing an Oregon Ducks hat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fqxXNsC3Z8). The last commercial of his that I ever watch was his hat commercial and that left me wondering whether or not the toupee was an intentional disaster created by an old man with a sense of humor.
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Blind Date with Drunk Loser

FunnyTVMoments — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 14:22:48 -07:00

This drunk guy should be at the Loser Academy for people with addictive personalities because he is so desperate that he went out on a blind date with this drunk chick. He thinks she is the annoying one with the alcohol problems and slurred speech. What do you think of this dating nightmare?
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Cody Had Sex with His Cousin and is in Love with Her

FunnyTVMoments — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 14:15:29 -07:00

Cody had sex with his cousin and wants to break up her upcoming wedding because he is in love with her. He thinks that he is better than her fiance who he says is a drunk that spends his weekends in jail. Her fiance didn't take too kindly to that and tried to kick his ass.
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Libyan Rebel Owns Gaddafi's Hat, Chain, and Pimp Cane

FunnyTVMoments — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 12:49:59 -07:00

This Libyan rebel owned Muammar Gaddafi's hat, pimp chain, and pimp cane the day Gaddafi fled Tripoli. Now he owns his former dictator online with the news interview he gave a reporter in English that became a viral video. In the embedded video below he tells the reporter that after fighting Gaddafi for months he took his compound, walked into his room, jacked his Libyan Army hat, one gold chain, and one pimp cane that Gaddafi used to slap bitches around. As you can see in the picture he is wearing the army hat that Gaddafi made famous by wearing with his spiffy uniform. He says that his father suffered a lot because of Gaddafi, so he is going to give the hat to him.
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Kate Middleton Nippin Through Royal Wedding Dress?

FunnyTVMoments — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 12:22:11 -07:00

As Kate Middleton entered Westminster Abbey for her royal wedding to Prince William people noticed what looked like nipples through her dress. In videos and photos alike it appears that her nipples were so hard that she was nippin through the dress, but other people believe that her dress was made that way. It really is hard to tell because if those are her nipples they are quite big compared to the rest of her breasts, so its probably just padding. What is so funny about this all the planning and design that goes into a dress for a famous wedding like that. You would think that the designers wouldn't allow for any confusion at all.
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South Park - Le Petit Tourette with Chris Hansen

FunnyTVMoments — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 12:11:43 -07:00

Eric Cartman witnesses a boy his age shouting obscenities at a store shelf and is dumbfounded when his mother buys him a toy for his effort until he finds out that the boy cannot control his outbursts because he has Tourette Syndrome. A light bulb goes off in Cartman’s head as he realizes that if he makes people think he has Tourette Syndrome that he will be able to say whatever he wants if people thinks he has Tourette Syndrome. After a quick doctors visit he is in business as a fake Tourette that can get away with saying whatever he wants, but he has one problem. Kyle Broflovski knows what he is up to and teams up with real Tourette kids to stop Cartman from making a mockery of Tourette Syndrome while bashing the Jews on a Dateline NBC special hosted by Chris Hansen from “To Catch A Predator”. To foil his plan Kyle and the Tourette kids trick internet predators into showing up at the studio looking for a good time resulting in a suicide massacre of creepy would be sex offender men shooting themselves in the head at the sight of Chris Hansen. Kyle thinks he won until Catman embraces him in gratitude due to the fact that he had recently started exhibiting real Tourette like symptoms.
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Letterman Extortion and Sex Scandal Confession Video

FunnyTVMoments — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 03:55:18 -07:00

David Letterman mans up and accepts responsibility for his affair with a woman working under him after reporting a former CBS producer to the police for extortion. Letterman explains that he received a letter from the producer that included plans to go public with the affair and an offer to stay silent for a hefty fee. Letterman did not take too kindly to that and decided that he would rather be known as a man who has sex with women than a man who has sex with women and pays people who find out about it to keep their mouths shut.
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Sarah Palin's Daughter's 7th Inning Stretch with A-Rod

FunnyTVMoments — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 11:07:42 -07:00

David Letterman jokes about Sarah Palin attending a Yankee game with her daughter who got knocked up during a 7th inning stretch with Alex Rodriguez. Dave thought that would be awkward, but what is even funnier is how Sarah Palin flipped out over it and took to the air ways as some sort of momma bear defending her cubs attacking Letterman for talking about her 14 year old daughter like that. It turns out Dave mistook Willow Palin for her 18 year old sister Bristol who already had a real life history of getting knocked up.
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Fat Guy Robbed on Final Seinfeld Episode

FunnyTVMoments — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 10:50:21 -07:00

Seinfeld and the gang are arrested for doing nothing while a fat guy gets robbed in front of them. The arresting officer who didn't have anything better to do like track down the guy who just committed a felony by robbing the fat guy picked easier misdemeanor targets who booked on charges of violating a good samaritan law that requires civilians to assist people being victimized by crimes that are none of their business. Good thing no such law really exists because real life America has a Constitution.
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Date A Cop: Cindy, Lots of Dating Experience

FunnyTVMoments — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 10:33:25 -07:00

If your are looking for a girl who doesn't know the difference between dating and hooking then answer Cindy's Date A Cop video personal ad. Cindy was a prostitute in her home country and thinks that the word translates to dating in English. She talks about how she used to have service men for money and now in America guys just buy her with dinner, drinks, and a movie instead. She says she is looking for a guy with a lot of money for dating. She is a good listener and is available most every night.
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Police Tek Rape Shield = Worst Fake Product Joke Ever

FunnyTVMoments — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 10:09:22 -07:00

The Police Tek 2000 Rape Shield Undergarment infomercial sketch on Reno 911 has to be one of the most fucked up and stupid TV moments that can only find humor in how bad it is. The female officer starts out complaining about a lack of memory after a frat party and waking up with her "parts" hurting. Then Dangle tells her that she was raped. Then he recommends that she wear this giant padded crotch protector with cheesy lights on the front and a key car alarm like device for controlling it, which makes it useless if the victim keeps the key chain in her pocket next time just in case she has to use the bathroom because the perpetrator could just take it out of her pocket to disable the rape shield.
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Cheesy 80s 1-900 Number Commercials Collection

FunnyTVMoments — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 09:50:10 -07:00

A collection of old 1980’s phone chat and dating commercials from the USA Network featuring young men and women with big hair dancing in clubs and calling various 1-900 numbers where they could spend $1 for the first minute and $5 for each additional minute or somewhere in between. The ads are all basically the same with smooth jazz music and a seductive voice talking about being bored and wanting you to call her for a good time discreetly. Fortunately for today's tv audience most of these types of services have moved to the internet.
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